Rock your socks off mfucker!

AMAZING CONTRAST

WTF, I CAME ACROSS A FORUM THREAD COMPARING KOREA AND SG MOTIVATION SONG. I JI TAO LAUGH UNTIL MY SHIT ALL CAME OUT. CHECK THE LOVELY COMPARISON! ON YOUR SPEAKERS AND SING ALONG WITH THE SG MOTIVATION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE! *PS PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN THE SNSD MOTIVATION SONG BEFORE YOU HEAR THE SG REMIX VERSION. CONFIRM SONG!

We need people like him

Groovy baby yeah groovy

Score 100 for quiz yeh!

Dedicated to Visox

Some more tricks that you can do with your LASER POINTER!

Vison's favourite game

My favourite game for now.

WTF NEW DISCOVERY DAMN SHIOK

STEAM MAN! SUDDENLY KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED 3D PICTURES SO I TOOK ONE FOR FUN AND DAMN IT WAS FUN! TAKE A LOOK AT MY OPTIMUS PRIME CROSS EYE TO SEE A GOD DAMN WTFOMGBBQ IMBA FULL 3D EFFECT!

HOW TO SEE IT TUTORIAL. CROSS YOUR EYES TO INITIATE A 3X BLURRY IMAGE. DON'T FALTER AND CONTINUE TO CONCENTRATE AT THE MIDDLE IMAGE. YOUR EYES WILL START TO FOCUS THE 3RD IMAGE AND AFTER A WHILE, IT WILL MAGICALLY TURN INTO A 3D IMAGE! DON'T KEEP CROSSING UNTIL YOUR EYES SPOIL, JUST CROSS TO GET THE 3 BLURRY IMAGE, THEN SLOWLY TRY TO FOCUS ON THE MIDDLE IMAGE. ANY NOOB SHIT WHO CAN'T DO IT DESERVE A SLOT IN HELL TO BE XXXXXX BY LUCIFER HIMSELF.

ANYBODY REALLY DON'T KNOW THEN MSN ME.

*DAMN BLOGSPOT FOR THE WIDTH LIMITATION. CANNOT SHOW THE FULL POWER OF THE 3D EFFECT. HERE'S MY FINGER TO YOU ..|.. ^_^
CLICK THIS SHIT FOR THE BIGGER VERSION TO TRY! BETTER FUN AND DEFINITELY MORE CLEARER!

Disgusting fellow

Some fellow really very disgusting leh. See something stuck in my nose then don't know how to help take it out and can still say it looks disgusting to him. Wah piang eh I also can't see leh. He should help me take it out instead of telling me and asking me to take it out myself. I hope the next time Mr Wxi Quax sees something like this, he can kindly help me take it out gently.

Zhi hxn's thought about Daryx's Tide Hunter

царство теней兄弟一辈子>∞> says:
hear holy shit like dota sound track liddat

^ I really love this shit from this wonderful guy Txo Zxi Hxn!!!!!!

太极张三风

Rikimaru's Backstab

Updated

Updated with Shabu Shabu link under Friend's Blog. Click it to check if you like to eat Shabu Shabu.

Eureka!

"yeah update le, funny sia!! jervyn lets go buy bumblebee S$219" ==> I suddenly got an idea! Why not YOU ALL PAY ME TO UPDATE! THEN I CAN GO BUY THE BUMBLE BEE! HUAT AH!

The Beast

I saw a raging beast inside one of my friend yesterday in lecture theater which made me felt very uncomfortable the whole day. I couldn't sleep, eat or drink. Another crazy demon friend recently had this imba crave for playing around with LASER POINTER and he lent the laser pointer to an innocent black pepper lamb chop friend of mine which he aimed the laser at the Raging Beast of Bogardon. "KENNA MY EYES YOU KNOW!" roared the Raging Beast of Bogardon fumming with God's Strength and I could see from his blood infested eyes that he was ready to devour the black pepper lamb chop with no mercy and rape the carcass of it till it decompose into oblivion.

The last time I saw this display of unholy strength was during a lab exercise which he cried out, "GIVE ME THE DAMN PLIER!" and I thought I will not ever witness this brutal Scream of Pain anymore in my life but shit happens. Reminds me of the Nine Tail Fox trapped inside Naruto but instead it's a Nine Dick Demon screaming for the plier. A god damn plier.

桂花糕

Oh, saw YC's message in the chat box and decided to thank him for the 桂花糕 he gave me in LT this morning. It was very nice of him and I decided to dedicate this post to him. The 桂花糕 was lovely. I've never tasted something as unique as this. Not only does it melts in your mouth, it STICKS in your mouth. I love to eat maggie mee and the taste reminds me of the soup powder that comes along with it. The taste is unforgiving and makes you want to eat it again and again and again, drowning yourself with the 桂花糕 essence. Let me think of a song for this lovely gao.

桂花糕，真好吃！
吃了它，变白痴！
吃了一次又一次！

桂花糕， 我爱你！
再来一个都可以！
大家吃了真欢喜！

==>> What the fuck lord is this picture trying to depict? A reincarnation of Van Gogh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reopening

Thanks to firefox, I managed to fuck my password into the blog hole. Thanks.

Little Rat Prince

<<== The Little Dead Pet Rat

杨宗纬

Today was the last day of exam. I came out first and so I consulted 杨宗纬 for some answers and oh my did he gave me more than what I expect. A fucking overdose of dead rat's smell breeze through my face as though I was free styling through venomous gale. The impact was so great he was literally blowing into my face. I wasn't feeling well this few days and that wicked sick smell made me almost vomit. I had to held my breath just so I won't embarrass myself from throwing up in school. Let me describe the smell. It's like you have hong kong leg soaked with rotten eggs and you just happen to step on fresh warm dog shit. Yes, it smell worst than that. Right straight through your nasal passage and into your soul. Bloody fucking stuff a mint in your mouth asshole. Thanks.

The End

I failed LTT so no more updates to this blog. Blog will be closed, thanks.

Happy Birthday

Somebody's birthday is just around the corner. It will be on the last day of the term test exam so it calls for a mega celebration. I heard people will be giving him Louis Vuitton wallet, Gucci shoes, Prada belt, etc. Even Daryx will be giving him a one day do-anything-you-want-to-me invitation to his home at night. However, those all nonsense to me. My gift to him will be even more precious. Even more rare than black oyster. Higher in value than blood ruby. Yes, you got it right. I am giving him my dxxk. In a box. The box must be carefully chosen for this mega event. A hole of the correct diameter must be drilled. It will be a shaft basis where the diameter of the shaft is fixed and the diameter of the hole variable. A maximum tolerance of +- 0.05 mm are permissible for maximum comfort to my *censored*. All edges are to be deburred to have maximum protection for my *censored*. The inner diameter of the hole are to be countersunk with a 90 degree countersunk drill bit with a 2mm chamfer to allow maximum movement for my *censored*. I will support the box with my *censored* and surprise him when he open the box! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPRAY HIS FACE!!!!

Sweat Song

I sweat everyday
Everyday I sweat
You sweat today
Tomorrow you also sweat
I sleep I sweat
I eat I sweat
I shit I also sweat
Chorus
Sweat sweet sweat
Sweet sweet sweat
Oh baby I love sweet sweat

Understanding Art

==> Somebody told me that I can go join design school because of this picture.
This picture depicts a futuristic torment that burns in the depth of hell that the weak dare not venture. The anatomy of the the visual aspect cuts a thought that many wonder, ' Will the red button ignite the DoomsDay Prophecy?'. And yes, it will. It sure taste good though. Cherry on a white chocolate cake.

Change of display pic

Some people told me that my display pic is disgusting cause it looked too unreal. Here's something fresh. F.R.E.S.H. ( Note: It's not mine )

Shocked!

Wah, I took a chinese news paper into the toilet to make something like the display picture in my blog and while reading half way, I saw Wxx Qxxx's Baby in one of the section. I got stunned and my shit evacuated like the people rushing out of 911 twin towers. It's a short description of how come the 'he' became a 'she' and the 'he' or 'she' said that 'he' or 'she' stayed in Ang Mo Kio. Wxx Qxxx, you know Bus 22 can go to Ang Mo Kio RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY BABY!

BoXg

I signed wrongly for the attendance under my friend's girlfriend's column and he became very angry. I feel very sorry about it but I win again. Thanks. ^_^v

Sleepy day

At 10:52, I received a call. A call of death. From BxB. He told me to wake up. I kup the phone. I win. Thanks.

Fucked up

I feel so fucked up over fucking every lesson. I think I will start sleeping with them for extra marks in case I fail. Please help take some load off me by helping me to sleep with them. Thanks for all the support. What a wonderful life.

Space Invaders Game

Added one Space Invaders Game at the bottom left. This is an exciting fun gaming experience for readers. Go and play now noobs, thanks.

Bloody idiot

http://ello-ellos.blogspot.com/ says:
who is b x b? --> Stupid Idiot ask stupid question. By the way, check out his pornographic blog too for some unlimited climax and orgasm.

Update for my new fan!

Vxxxx wore Armani polo. BxB wants to cut hair. Wyxan has a new phone nokia 5800 which I want to smash. Daryx looks as pretty as the original SNSD Tiffany today. Ernxxx told me the name of Orgcomm teacher is Manechi instead of Meenachi. Yxx Cxxxx came to school today. Zxx Hxx sneak peak at me doing physics today. Exciting fun life nabeh chee bye. Thanks.

New Fan

"I love reading Jxxxx Kxx Wxx Jxx's blog. I cant wait for him to update more!" --> Yuppie Yeah Yeah! I got a fan! And he loves to smell my shit! What a day!

Very Good Boy

I am good boy. I go to school. Thanks.

Angry

WTF. Tan Wxx Qxxx just scold me in MSN. He is a slut. I am very angry. Thanks.

First Blood

Today is my first day at CDS class. I saw a pretty girl in bus with Tan Wxx Qxxx and I love her very much. Thank god.