Happy Birthday

Somebody's birthday is just around the corner. It will be on the last day of the term test exam so it calls for a mega celebration. I heard people will be giving him Louis Vuitton wallet, Gucci shoes, Prada belt, etc. Even Daryx will be giving him a one day do-anything-you-want-to-me invitation to his home at night. However, those all nonsense to me. My gift to him will be even more precious. Even more rare than black oyster. Higher in value than blood ruby. Yes, you got it right. I am giving him my dxxk. In a box. The box must be carefully chosen for this mega event. A hole of the correct diameter must be drilled. It will be a shaft basis where the diameter of the shaft is fixed and the diameter of the hole variable. A maximum tolerance of +- 0.05 mm are permissible for maximum comfort to my *censored*. All edges are to be deburred to have maximum protection for my *censored*. The inner diameter of the hole are to be countersunk with a 90 degree countersunk drill bit with a 2mm chamfer to allow maximum movement for my *censored*. I will support the box with my *censored* and surprise him when he open the box! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPRAY HIS FACE!!!!