The End

I failed LTT so no more updates to this blog. Blog will be closed, thanks.

Happy Birthday

Somebody's birthday is just around the corner. It will be on the last day of the term test exam so it calls for a mega celebration. I heard people will be giving him Louis Vuitton wallet, Gucci shoes, Prada belt, etc. Even Daryx will be giving him a one day do-anything-you-want-to-me invitation to his home at night. However, those all nonsense to me. My gift to him will be even more precious. Even more rare than black oyster. Higher in value than blood ruby. Yes, you got it right. I am giving him my dxxk. In a box. The box must be carefully chosen for this mega event. A hole of the correct diameter must be drilled. It will be a shaft basis where the diameter of the shaft is fixed and the diameter of the hole variable. A maximum tolerance of +- 0.05 mm are permissible for maximum comfort to my *censored*. All edges are to be deburred to have maximum protection for my *censored*. The inner diameter of the hole are to be countersunk with a 90 degree countersunk drill bit with a 2mm chamfer to allow maximum movement for my *censored*. I will support the box with my *censored* and surprise him when he open the box! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPRAY HIS FACE!!!!

Sweat Song

I sweat everyday
Everyday I sweat
You sweat today
Tomorrow you also sweat
I sleep I sweat
I eat I sweat
I shit I also sweat
Chorus
Sweat sweet sweat
Sweet sweet sweat
Oh baby I love sweet sweat

Understanding Art

==> Somebody told me that I can go join design school because of this picture.
This picture depicts a futuristic torment that burns in the depth of hell that the weak dare not venture. The anatomy of the the visual aspect cuts a thought that many wonder, ' Will the red button ignite the DoomsDay Prophecy?'. And yes, it will. It sure taste good though. Cherry on a white chocolate cake.

Change of display pic

Some people told me that my display pic is disgusting cause it looked too unreal. Here's something fresh. F.R.E.S.H. ( Note: It's not mine )

Shocked!

Wah, I took a chinese news paper into the toilet to make something like the display picture in my blog and while reading half way, I saw Wxx Qxxx's Baby in one of the section. I got stunned and my shit evacuated like the people rushing out of 911 twin towers. It's a short description of how come the 'he' became a 'she' and the 'he' or 'she' said that 'he' or 'she' stayed in Ang Mo Kio. Wxx Qxxx, you know Bus 22 can go to Ang Mo Kio RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY BABY!

BoXg

I signed wrongly for the attendance under my friend's girlfriend's column and he became very angry. I feel very sorry about it but I win again. Thanks. ^_^v

Sleepy day

At 10:52, I received a call. A call of death. From BxB. He told me to wake up. I kup the phone. I win. Thanks.

Fucked up

I feel so fucked up over fucking every lesson. I think I will start sleeping with them for extra marks in case I fail. Please help take some load off me by helping me to sleep with them. Thanks for all the support. What a wonderful life.

Space Invaders Game

Added one Space Invaders Game at the bottom left. This is an exciting fun gaming experience for readers. Go and play now noobs, thanks.

Bloody idiot

http://ello-ellos.blogspot.com/ says:
who is b x b? --> Stupid Idiot ask stupid question. By the way, check out his pornographic blog too for some unlimited climax and orgasm.

Update for my new fan!

Vxxxx wore Armani polo. BxB wants to cut hair. Wyxan has a new phone nokia 5800 which I want to smash. Daryx looks as pretty as the original SNSD Tiffany today. Ernxxx told me the name of Orgcomm teacher is Manechi instead of Meenachi. Yxx Cxxxx came to school today. Zxx Hxx sneak peak at me doing physics today. Exciting fun life nabeh chee bye. Thanks.

New Fan

"I love reading Jxxxx Kxx Wxx Jxx's blog. I cant wait for him to update more!" --> Yuppie Yeah Yeah! I got a fan! And he loves to smell my shit! What a day!

Very Good Boy

I am good boy. I go to school. Thanks.

Angry

WTF. Tan Wxx Qxxx just scold me in MSN. He is a slut. I am very angry. Thanks.

First Blood

Today is my first day at CDS class. I saw a pretty girl in bus with Tan Wxx Qxxx and I love her very much. Thank god.