Friday, July 3, 2009

The Beast

I saw a raging beast inside one of my friend yesterday in lecture theater which made me felt very uncomfortable the whole day. I couldn't sleep, eat or drink. Another crazy demon friend recently had this imba crave for playing around with LASER POINTER and he lent the laser pointer to an innocent black pepper lamb chop friend of mine which he aimed the laser at the Raging Beast of Bogardon. "KENNA MY EYES YOU KNOW!" roared the Raging Beast of Bogardon fumming with God's Strength and I could see from his blood infested eyes that he was ready to devour the black pepper lamb chop with no mercy and rape the carcass of it till it decompose into oblivion.

The last time I saw this display of unholy strength was during a lab exercise which he cried out, "GIVE ME THE DAMN PLIER!" and I thought I will not ever witness this brutal Scream of Pain anymore in my life but shit happens. Reminds me of the Nine Tail Fox trapped inside Naruto but instead it's a Nine Dick Demon screaming for the plier. A god damn plier.

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